The Benefits of Aging
Worried about getting old? Don’t be. It does have its benefits…
Old is when you reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
Old is when everything either dries up or leaks.
Old is not knowing how you got over the hill without getting to the top.
Old is when you realize it’s a nice change from being young.
Old is when your wife says, “lets go upstairs and make love” and you reply, “pick one- I can’t do both”.
Old is when a sexy woman walks by and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
Old is when going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
Old is when you don’t care where your spouse goes, as long as you don’t have to go along.
Old is when “getting a little action” means you don’t need to take any fiber today.
Old is when you’re told to slow down by your doctor-not the police.
And finally, Old is when you are not sure that these are jokes!!
“Old” Vinnie Dolan, Thendara
