Just Call me Mrs. Lucky by Jan from Woodgate

Apocalypse: Been there, done that, refuse to buy the T-shirt

The Rapture… Well, the day of judgement has come and gone, and for those of us “unlucky” enough not to have been saved-and if you’re reading this than you are one of us-fear not. Another date is now upon us-October 21, 2011.

Really? How is it possible that our media and search engines can even mention this trash? Truly, the entire planet offers nothing more to worry about than the rantings of a nut case?

We are now being advised to prepare ourselves for the Apocalypse by stocking up on water, canned goods, and appropriate clothing for the Big Day. Cuz that’s gonna help if the whole world comes to an end, right?

In the meantime, one web site will be pleased to sell you a T-shirt stating “I Survived Judgement Day 2011,” all for the low low price of $20.40, plus shipping and handling of course. God help the poor slob I see donning one of these babies because I can promise you my laughter will be genuine, long, and loud.

Save the cash for your gas tank, Silly Person. Just because we’re all excited to see the 3 again at the pumps does not mean we have money to spare.

Once again Uncle Sam has tricked us into date rape euphoria-we’re now only paying twice as much as we should be for a gallon of good ol’ american gasoline, so let’s go buy a T-shirt.

Maybe that’s the “appropriate clothing” of which they speak, cuz if I go down in a raging blaze of end-of-the-world fire and chaos I just KNOW I’d wanna be clad in that special garb.

These are trying times my friends, and may I suggest that we all call on our sense of humor to get through them?

One just has to find the amusement here, once past the initial shock and outrage.

Because really, if we all fell for this nonsense, can ya even imagine the atrocities I alone would embrace?

Best not to venture there… I’m cracking myself up just imagining..

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