I feel like a queen
On my porcelain throne
It serves me well
I’m never alone
It monitors my health
Since the day of my birth
It’s very accommodating
It’s down to earth
Ofttimes it’s very appealing
Oh, for the joy of an
empty feeling
What’s the most essential appliance
in my humble abode?
It’s my Clorox scented
porcelain commode
by Betty Harwood
