Dear Neighbors,
I am writing this letter to express my concern regarding this year’s St. Patrick’s Day Parade in Old Forge.
Do we, as a community, truly believe that the “Thendara Irish Momfia” was the winner? Or do you believe, as I do, that there was something more sinister behind their win?
Is there something dark and ugly going on in the sleepy town of Thendara?
I believe that some—if not all—of the judges may have been coerced or bribed. There have been some whispers this week about possible strong-armed tactics by this group. Therefore I am looking for some evidence to support my claim.
If you saw anything or have pictures that could help confirm my suspicions, please contact me at: Chickenlittle.nug. All information will be kept strictly confidential.
Because I fear if I use my real name I will become the main ingredient in a pot pie, I sign this…
Chicken Little
